Kayaking Friends!

Keep Out and Danger.....?

GET REAL!!!!...before I PooP on You!

Those floating signs are invitations to this reckless one...!

I cant remember exactly when it started..?

But I love trespassing!

Those buoy's should read...

Welcome Kyle..you adorable little rebel!

So we 3 waterbugs explored the old marina.

and saved the Princess from the tower!

My friend Tom makes boats and painted his latest one "Ghettotastic"! He is very talented but is not the best dresser. Then I sang, "I'm gonna dress you up with my love... All over your body".

...and My friend Scott came along too! He owns the Little Mermaid on VHS. He's not very fun but I feel sorry for him because he doesnt have nearly as much chaos in his life as I do. So I always try to include him with my drama! I took Scotts picture lots of time. He started saying so many BAD words and threated to murder me in my sleep. (Like I'm scared). Did you know all porcupines float? its true!

and then I sang my favorite song.....

Rye Whiskey, Rye Whiskey, Rye Whiskey I cried...If I dont get Rye Whiskey I think I may die........ If the ocean was Whiskey and I was a duck.....I'd swim to the bottom and never come... Quack Quack!

Important Mexi-Message!

I DIDNT DO IT!

Take your Victimhood back across the Border

I couldnt hurt a fly!

Mornings like these kick ass!

MAJOR UPDATE: today was Sweet!

Chasing Rainbows!

Wake up....!

See the World differently...!

Change your prospective!

....

Today I rescued some things from my past.

As soon as I put the last item in my truck it started to rain.

And then a Double rainbow appeared!

For Buddhists, the rainbow is "the highest state achievable before attaining Nirvana, where individual desire and consciousness are extinguished."

It was Extra Special with Extra Action!

and then it was Extra Shitty!

The poor Dog.

Guitar Friends

Annie is one of the most creative people I know. Umungst all of her special talents she plays the guitar and teaching me everything she knows. She played me Blackbird and sang. But it sounded like a Choir of Angels!
Wow! This guy looks totally chill. What a cool dude! But actually his is screaming inside while he builds up the callases on his hands. My dream is to play "A chicken with its head cut off" by a campfire on the ocean and make the partner of my dreams Swoon! But it will probably sound like this or this!

Dont be a Bitch!

Nature Altering Experience

Some things should just be done for the fun of it!

Not because they're inexpensive, practical, organic, logical, fashionable, modest, brilliant, green, expected, proper, spiritual, thinning, fattening, prudent, or allergen-smoke-chemical free.

so Please supersize me!

Dammit!

Dont go Chasin Waterfalls

Fireworks from Noyo Harbor!

Went out on a Commercial Fishing Vessel in Noyo to see the fireworks.

Met some real salty's with Herman Melville stories.

Also saw thousands of tiny jellyfish floating around!
The fog blocked most of the fireworks but it was a fun nite!