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New Chicks on the Block!

Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral

- Frank Lloyd Wright -

Heathers new house is coming along....slowly!

But its going to have a Hen House!

Hello Omelettes!

Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!

Here comes Johnny Yen again

With the liquor and drugs

And the flesh machine

He's gonna do another strip tease

Well, I'm just a modern guy

Of course, I've had it in the ear before.

I have a lust for life

'Cause of a lust for life

- Iggy Pop -

Pirates with Dental Hygeine mis-management made a Stout Stop at Quinns! The Scurvy Dawgs confused for a bit. Sea Shanties steered us up the Straight and Narrow. Maybe a bit Green with the Shadow? For sure today...Baaaaarrrrrgggggffff. But that nite the Mascara to perfection! Peanut allergy averted. And the only thing I didnt spill but shoulda!
Mucho Gracias to my Grog Drinkin Matey's!

Polly, Delynn, Will, Meghan, Cupcake Dan, Carilee, Riki, Vince, Mota,a girl I called Rachael (Roxanne), Jason, Sarah with minnows Jack and Joe-

HIGHking

Alot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt, even! Play as well as you can. Go team! GO! Give me an L! Give me an I! Give me a V! Give me an E! L.I.V.E. LIVE!...otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the Locker room.

- Ruth Gordon -

Harold and Maude -

I went hiking through the woods to a waterfall with Racheal and Julian. A magical journey where you can't believe things are real. A slip and a fall but no one went over the cliff!

Trains!

Railway termini are our gates to the glorious and the unknown. Through them we pass out into adventure and sunshine, to them, alas! we return.

- E. M. Forster

Kayaking for Waffles

The key to everything is Patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

- Andrew H. Glasglow -

I just cant get enough! Will and I kayak'd up & down the estuary til after midnight. Pitstop made at Chicken and Waffles! Bummed I wasnt the only Honky...but Hurray for their new liqour license! The Moonlit calmness of the water allowed us to ponder. It was a Precious Moment.

Polly-wog Pillaged by Pirates!

Its when Pirates count their Booty that they become mere Thieves!

- William Bolitho -

I have been sailing the 7 seas and the Estuary since 2000! And so when my friend Polly mentioned she'd be kayaking tonite...OMG!...Two of Oakland's most Notorious Pirates raised their Black Flag! Amani and I dressed in the Appropriate Garb....various items from the bottom of Davy Jones' Locker (aka the Halloween clearance section)

Capt Polly was attacked by sea! But being the savy sailor she is... avoided our cannons! The disappointed Pirates headed for the Fragrant shores of Oakland for some Grog! From the Crow's nest the kayaking cadet was spotted and sprayed with Eco-friendly goo! AarrrrrggghhhHHH! The Pirates were tickled and left with 2 Buttered Nipples!