- William Bolitho -
I have been sailing the 7 seas and the Estuary since 2000! And so when my friend Polly mentioned she'd be kayaking tonite...OMG!...Two of Oakland's most Notorious Pirates raised their Black Flag! Amani and I dressed in the Appropriate Garb....various items from the bottom of Davy Jones' Locker (aka the Halloween clearance section)
Capt Polly was attacked by sea! But being the savy sailor she is... avoided our cannons! The disappointed Pirates headed for the Fragrant shores of Oakland for some Grog! From the Crow's nest the kayaking cadet was spotted and sprayed with Eco-friendly goo! AarrrrrggghhhHHH! The Pirates were tickled and left with 2 Buttered Nipples!
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