Sittin on The Dock of The Bay

A Total Jerk Off Day

That ended up on the Bay

A day of Influence under the Influence

My day started in the Courtroom

But ended in the Cockroom (Roosters)

Get Outta Jail Card

Tom Cohen is one of the Coolest Guys I know.

He is one of the Greenpeace members who hung banners in Pittsburg.

Involvement gets you into trouble.

Go to Jail and Sit for Hours

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But he's home today

Another great Cause.

(Glitter Ponies featured above)

Meal in the Mountains

Just a twist up from the ocean, where chickens fly and lay eggs above the clouds... Where Redwood Carvings sprout down woodsy trails decorated with Poison Oak....
Where delicious feasts are served for my Unrefined Tastebuds...
....and Whale pie for Desert!

I'm Lost!

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson - Getting Lost leads you in the best Directions.

Bad Directions get you Frustrated.

(sign somewhere above Lake Mendocino)

I Ruined it for Everyone!

Sorry...it was just one nite......

(picture from Polly's old place)

Whale Frolicking!

Marie Fostiack sat in my backyard while herds of Blue Whales fed in the backyard. Every few minutes the herd would surface to spray and then go back down for more to eat. And then she said, "The thing I love most about whales is that you can't see them. I mean, they only reveal a little bit about themselves.

Delicious Recipe

I am a man of contradications. I am complex and very smart about a few things. I like to listen to music very loud early in the morning with a huge cup of coffee. I like sea horses and watching older couples who show affection in public. I like killing spiders and dancing alone around my house late at nite to sounds from my youth. I like to take naps on the beach and cut wood with a circular saw. I like saving whales and laughing from my gutt until I cry!. I like smashing tiles and saying clever things. I like to dig deep holes in my yard and tell wonderful stories about vampires around the campfire. I like to drink copious amounts of dark beer and read romantic poems. I especially like watching my dog act goofy and trespassing.

however...

I HATE COOKING!

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house and the only oven I can operate is a Kiln.

BUT

I do love Good Food.

here is an easy recipe that even I can make...

1 cup Lucky Charms

1 cup low fat milk

mix in Bowl.

eat with Spoon.