Delicious Recipe

I am a man of contradications. I am complex and very smart about a few things. I like to listen to music very loud early in the morning with a huge cup of coffee. I like sea horses and watching older couples who show affection in public. I like killing spiders and dancing alone around my house late at nite to sounds from my youth. I like to take naps on the beach and cut wood with a circular saw. I like saving whales and laughing from my gutt until I cry!. I like smashing tiles and saying clever things. I like to dig deep holes in my yard and tell wonderful stories about vampires around the campfire. I like to drink copious amounts of dark beer and read romantic poems. I especially like watching my dog act goofy and trespassing.

however...

I HATE COOKING!

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house and the only oven I can operate is a Kiln.

BUT

I do love Good Food.

here is an easy recipe that even I can make...

1 cup Lucky Charms

1 cup low fat milk

mix in Bowl.

eat with Spoon.