Kayaking Friends!

Keep Out and Danger.....?

GET REAL!!!!...before I PooP on You!

Those floating signs are invitations to this reckless one...!

I cant remember exactly when it started..?

But I love trespassing!

Those buoy's should read...

Welcome Kyle..you adorable little rebel!

So we 3 waterbugs explored the old marina.

and saved the Princess from the tower!

My friend Tom makes boats and painted his latest one "Ghettotastic"! He is very talented but is not the best dresser. Then I sang, "I'm gonna dress you up with my love... All over your body".

...and My friend Scott came along too! He owns the Little Mermaid on VHS. He's not very fun but I feel sorry for him because he doesnt have nearly as much chaos in his life as I do. So I always try to include him with my drama! I took Scotts picture lots of time. He started saying so many BAD words and threated to murder me in my sleep. (Like I'm scared). Did you know all porcupines float? its true!

and then I sang my favorite song.....

Rye Whiskey, Rye Whiskey, Rye Whiskey I cried...If I dont get Rye Whiskey I think I may die........ If the ocean was Whiskey and I was a duck.....I'd swim to the bottom and never come... Quack Quack!

Important Mexi-Message!

I DIDNT DO IT!

Take your Victimhood back across the Border

I couldnt hurt a fly!

Mornings like these kick ass!

MAJOR UPDATE: today was Sweet!